Important Tip for my next trip to Thailand
Symptoms of the BIRD FLU...The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:
1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to crap on someone's windshield.
- posted by dearsirsam @ 11:38 AM (2) comments

 
Ha ha ha...a funny one forwarded to me
President Bush started an ill-timed and disastrous war under false pretences by lying to the American people and to the Congress. He has run a budget surplus into a severe deficit; he has consistently and unconscionably favoured the wealthy and corporations over the rights and needs of the general population. He has destroyed trust and confidence in, and good will toward, the United States around the globe. He has ignored global warming, to the world's detriment; he has wantonly broken our treaty obligations; he has condoned the torture of prisoners; he has attempted to create a theocracy in the United States; he has appointed incompetent cronies to positions of vital national importance...
....Would someone please give him a blow job so we can impeach him?
- posted by dearsirsam @ 1:11 PM (1) comments